Testing testing one two three
I’m not calling just to see
If you’re jealous like me
Suddenly the phone it sings
Answered after half a ring
Wasn’t it the damndest thing thing thing

It was you…It was you we both know it
You…cannot hide behind that —

You said “Do you have a minute or two
We’re not selling a thing to you
We just want your opinion
Your number was picked at random”

I said “Baby baby where you been
Your ghost is locked within my head head head”
It was you … it was you we both know it, you
Cannot hide behind that –

You said “Sir please just answer the questions
If not for me for survey science
It will only take a minute or two
Then I’ll never again bother you”

I said “Don’t you remember summer
Ice cream firecrackers and zoos what a bummer”
It was you, it was you we both know it, you
Cannot hide behind that –